Long time fan, first time caller. A simple word of thanks and appreciation for a moment of your time. You were at a convention in Vegas promoting "Stop with the Kicking" (yes, it has been a few years). I stopped by your booth for an autograph, which you gladly gave, and then we did dueling Albert Brookses (or is it Brooksi?). Mine was horrible but you laughed and made the moment cool.
I was, at that point in my life, teaching drama at Kennett High School (Missouri town) and it was really nice to be able to return to school the following term and share my experience with my kids.