As much as I love the modern style of stand up, I miss the old school guys who told jokes. And I miss Kevin telling an old joke at the top of each show. Got a good joke? Tell it here.
The Doctor calls Mister Meyer.
He says, "I've got bad news and worse news."
Meyer says, "What's the bad news?"
The Doctor says, "The tests are in. You have a week to live."
Meyer says, "My God! What could be worse?"
The Doctor says, "I've been trying to reach you all week."