Larry King Lines 2

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I spent the month of September 1977 acting as "stunt cock" in Bob Crane's homemade porn movies. Gun Barrel City, Texas....

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When my wife is out shopping, I spend my time furiously masturbating to a tear-stained photo of a naked Helen Thomas. It always ends with me crying out at the injustice of my inability to orgasm.

--- Regina Saskatchewan, do you have a question for Rob Schneider, and can you tell me who he is?

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With us tonight is Steven Weber, who does a spot on impression of Sylvester the Cat saying "sufferin' succotash." Let me tell you folks, when he wraps those strong arms around me from behind and says it over and over again into the side of my neck, I giggle like a little girl until I pee my pants. White Settlement, Texas, go....

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Joining me in the studio is Regis Philbin, who once gave me a superb bottle of thirty-year-old scotch then pointed a pistol at me and forced me to give myself a scotch and soda enema. Seriously, who waters down thirty-year-old scotch? Muskogee, Oklahoma...go!