my_leisure wrote:You might want to put these under the "Contest" section.
Actually, I'm surprised there wasn't already one there.
Oooh, I can't resist tossing one of my own into this..."As if getting your prostate examined wasn't bad enough, my doctor insists on going through the whole procedure yelling 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY! WHO'S YOUR DADDY! Upper Stewiacke Nova Scotia, your on with Allan Arkin."