Larry King Game Furious D's Super Happy Funtime Edition

[Furious D]

"I must confess that my fondest memory was at a party at the Playboy Mansion in 1975 & I had a chance to orally pleasure Angela Lansbury. Lake Lapitup Wisconsin, you're on with Alan Arkin."

[Furious D]

I wasn't always a journalist you know. In fact, my first job was as a door to door merkin salesman. I was so good at that job, my nickname was "The Bushmaster." Tucker's Crotch West Virginia, you're on.

[Furious D]

As you know my time at CNN is coming to an end. I'll miss the camaraderie, the fellowship, and I will never forget the time in New Hampshire covering the primaries when I slipped my balls into the open mouth of a sleeping Wolf Blitzer while Anderson Cooper took pictures.

Upper Thiggabob, New Jersey, you're on.

[Furious D]

"I'm a huge fan of bicycles. In fact, one of my favorite pastimes is to go down to where employees park their bikes, and sniff the seats. Upper Stewiacke Nova Scotia, do you have a question for Woody Allen."

[Furious D]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then I was told that I was supposed to watch his 'diet.' Man did I have egg on my face that day. Ticklenuts, Ohio, you're on.

[Furious D]

"Take it from me kids, fisting a camel may seem like harmless fun, but camels can run even with your arm halfway up their rectum, run very fast. Bitabob North Dakota, do you have a question?"

[Furious D]

Some American celebrities go to Japan to do commercials. I go to Japan to star in bukkake videos. Whitecap Montana, you're on with Christopher Walken.

[Furious D]

With my retirement coming I'll have more time to do the things I love. I'm going to write another book, get another wife, and huff a hell of a lot of spray paint. Flakenose Ohio, GO!