11 New Larry King Game tries Oct2.

[TheObsoleteMan]

I'd give anything to be able to remember the details of a lost weekend I had back in 1966 with Ernie Borgnine, Victor Buono, Lola Falana and a chicken named "Pecker". Big Beaver Lick, KY

I have more genital warts than the KPChatShow forum has spambots. Truth or Consequences, NM

Don't you hate when the boss drops by your office while you're playing air guitar naked? Pumpkin Buttes, WY

My son Chance's ring tone for me is Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle." Accident, Maryland

I told my staff to book Jaime Fox but a self-satisfied black man showed up instead. Wilted Willie, Wisconsin

Karl Rove once told me he could only get aroused by watching grandmother porn while listening to Phil Ochs records. Athol,MA

I was shocked to discover that the book "Outliers" wasn't about Fox news at all. Elephant Butte, New Mexico

I miss the good old days when Ross Martin, Moe Howard and I would roll bums for spare change. Nostalgia, Louisiana.

I wear a tiny custom pair of testicle suspenders to prevent me from sitting on my ball sack. Possum Grape, AR

Rondo Hatton was my first cousin. Humptulips, Wa

Cat urine tastes remarkably like out of date Greek yogurt mixed with brandy. Briny Breezes, FL

[audiophile_kcmo]

These are fantastic!
--Literally LOL, Shane (the audiophile from Kansas City, MO)