I'm reminded of an evening I spent with Charo and Shari Lewis. We were drinking heavily and Charo was showing me how to do the hootchie cootchie dance. Shari didn't move her lips all night, but the conversation was rivetting... all I remember was waking up with a Lambchop in my ASS!
Dildo, Newfoundland... you're on!
Note: Dildo Newfoundland is an actual city in Newfoundland Canada...